Never Say Genius: The Genius Files, Book 2

Thrills, spills, and dishonest loss of life are only a part of a normal day on a not-so-average summer season holiday for those smarty-pants siblings. Coke and Pepsi McDonald are nonetheless caught at the wacky kinfolk highway journey that started in Mission Unstoppable, and now a brand-new evil mastermind is making an attempt to kill them!

Coke and Pepsi McDonald by no means requested to be geniuses. They by no means requested to get diminished right into a basket of boiling french fries, both. and so they definitely by no means requested to be frozen in soft-serve ice cream, stampeded in a wild stadium insurrection, or abducted on a high-speed curler coaster. yet that is what occurs while a red-haired villain named Archie Clone is chasing you throughout the USA. This simply may be the main harmful highway journey in heritage - and the main amazing!

Want to hitch within the enjoyable? fan the flames of the previous Google Maps and keep on with the McDonald twins as they get chased from the nationwide Mustard Museum to the Rock and Roll corridor of popularity. And no matter what you do - by no means say genius.

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Oh, it’s not only any McDonald’s,” Mrs. McDonald instructed them. “This is the 1st McDonald’s! ” “The first ever? ” requested Pep as she received out of the RV. She was once nonetheless donning her Cheesehead. certainly it used to be. At this specified location—400 North Lee highway, Des Plaines, Illinois—the first McDonald’s opened on April 15, 1955. It used to be torn down in 1984, yet a reproduction was once outfitted instant, type of a museum to McDonald’s. around the road was once a contemporary McDonald’s eating place. “So this can be the place the decline of our civilization began,” stated Dr. McDonald. “Chain eating places, reasonable, bland, standardized meals, wasteful packaging, rampant weight problems, the top of domestic cooking…” “Don’t be this sort of downer, Dad! ” stated Coke. “This is sacred flooring. this is often the place satisfied food started! And Ronald McDonald. the large Mac. Golden arches. Egg McMuffins. Supersizing. additional worth Meals…” “The Whopper,” extra Pepsi. “That’s Burger King, you dope. ” “Don’t name your sister a dope,” warned Mrs. McDonald. the children pressed their noses opposed to the window to look within. It gave the impression of a true McDonald’s, other than there have been old milkshake machines, classic advertisements, photographs in regards to the background of McDonald’s at the partitions, and a few mannequins status on the counter in old-time uniforms. Pep attempted to drag open the door, however it used to be locked. “I’m sorry, however the museum is closed today,” stated a voice in the back of them. The McDonald relatives rotated to work out a corpulent teenage boy status ahead of them. He used to be wearing an identical old-time uniform because the mannequins within. He had zits on his face, and a surprise of pink hair poked out from lower than his paper hat. The boy seemed unmistakably like Archie, the comic-book personality. If Archie should be cloned and crammed, this child could be the outcome. He seemed to be many years older than the twins, perhaps 16. “Closed? ” acknowledged Mrs. McDonald, placing her arms on her hips to point annoyance. “We drove all of the manner from California to work out this! ” That wasn’t precisely actual, however it gave extra weight to Mrs. McDonald’s indignation. “Well, you’re in luck,” acknowledged the teen who appeared similar to Archie. “Our certain cellular french fry show is vacationing right here at the present time. your children will like it! ” He pointed to an eighteen-wheeler truck on the a ways finish of the parking zone. It had a tremendous photo of Ronald McDonald at the aspect, and the phrases THE MULTIMEDIA international OF FRENCH FRIES. That looked as if it would mollify Mrs. McDonald a little. She took her palms off her hips. “Maybe we must always pass consume first ahead of we do this,” Dr. McDonald acknowledged. “We’re all lovely hungry for dinner. ” “This convey will purely be right here for a bit while,” the teen stated. “I need to pass manage one other show in Washington. And I’m sorry, however the demonstration is simply for children 13 and lower than. No grown-ups allowed. ” “Today is our birthday! ” Pep acknowledged. “We simply grew to become 13. ” “Well, satisfied birthday! ” the Archie clone stated. “The french fry express takes in basic terms approximately part an hour. do you need to determine it? ” “How a lot does it fee? ” Mrs. McDonald requested as she fished in her handbag for her pockets.

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